By: Jean Boonstra
This month we remember our dads and grandads. We love each of the dads in Discovery Mountain. We even love their dad jokes!
Umi: Dad, I’m hungry.
Ken: Hi hungry. I’m Dad.
Peabody: I sold our vacuum.
Harold: Why, Dad?
Peabody: It was gathering dust.
Chaplain Simon: Why did Beethoven dislike his neighbor’s chickens?
Natasha: They were too noisy?
Chaplain Simon: No. All they could say was “Bach. Bach. Bach.”
Ken: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Umi: What?
Ken: A gummy bear.
Officer Lewis: What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Logan: What?
Officer Lewis: Anna one, Anna two.
Natasha: Grandad are you daydreaming?
Mr. Simon: Oh I was just thinking about the lovely herb garden we had last summer.
Natasha: Oh?
Mr. Simon: Yes. Good thymes.
Logan: Dad, aren’t you working today?
Officer Lewis: Yes. I’m working right now.
Logan: But, how? You’re still in bed.
Officer Lewis: I’m working undercover.
Ken: Why do pumpkins sit on porches?
Umi: Why?
Ken: They don’t have any hands to knock on the door.