January 7, 2021

Telling Jokes

By Jean Boonstra

Harold and his dad, Pastor Peabody, love telling jokes! Do you have a favorite joke? Share your joke with us and it might make it into a future Discovery Mountain episode. Write to us at DiscoveryMountain.com/Contact

 

Peabody: Harold, what did the baby computer call its father?

Harold: I don’t know, what?

Peabody: Data!

 

Harold: Dad, do you always snore?

Peabody: No, only when I’m sleeping.

 

Peabody: Harold, your parakeet is so loud this morning!

Harold: He isn’t the loudest, pet, though. Do you know what is?

Peabody: What?

Harold: A trum-pet!

 

Harold: Dad, the squirrel in the backyard keeps running away from me.

Peabody: You know how to get him to like you, don’t you?

Harold: No, how?

Peabody: Act nuts!

 

Harold: Dad, I won the board game!

Peabody: You did! Do you know who cheats at games?

Harold: Not me.

Peabody: Not you. A cheetah!

 

Peabody: Harold, what’s that spider doing on the computer?

Harold: Making a website.