By: Jean Boonstra
Genet and Brianna are supposed to be working on their art project, but they’ve got a serious case of the giggles. As they cut out paper hearts, they’re enjoying their favorite Valentine’s Day jokes. Do these make you giggle too?
Genet: What did the lamb say to the mama sheep?
Brianna: I don’t know what?
Genet: I love ewe!
Brianna: What did the mama sheep say to the little lamb?
Genet: I love ewe right baaaaa-ck!
Genet: Officer Lewis just arrested someone!
Brianna: Who?
Genet: Mrs. Lewis.
Brianna: Why?
Genet: Because she stole his heart.
Genet: What kind of flowers did Jake give Natasha for Valentine’s Day?
Brianna: Jake gave Natasha flowers?
Genet: Kind of. Cauliflowers!
Brianna: What did the newlywed lightbulb say to his wife?
Genet: What?
Brianna: I love you watts and watts!
Brianna: Did you hear? Logan put candy under his pillow last night.
Genet: Why did he do that?
Brianna: So that he’d have sweet dreams!
Genet: Knock, knock.
Brianna: Who’s there?
Genet: Peas.
Brianna: Peas, who?
Genet: Peas be my valentine!
Brianna: What did the snail write in the valentine card?
Genet: I don’t know, what?
Brianna: Will you be by Valen-slime?