February 14, 2022

Valentine’s Day Jokes

 By: Jean Boonstra

Genet and Brianna are supposed to be working on their art project, but they’ve got a serious case of the giggles. As they cut out paper hearts, they’re enjoying their favorite Valentine’s Day jokes. Do these make you giggle too?

Genet: What did the lamb say to the mama sheep?

Brianna: I don’t know what?

Genet: I love ewe!

Brianna: What did the mama sheep say to the little lamb?

Genet: I love ewe right baaaaa-ck!

 

Genet: Officer Lewis just arrested someone!

Brianna: Who?

Genet: Mrs. Lewis.

Brianna: Why?

Genet: Because she stole his heart.

 

Genet: What kind of flowers did Jake give Natasha for Valentine’s Day?

Brianna: Jake gave Natasha flowers?

Genet: Kind of. Cauliflowers!

 

Brianna: What did the newlywed lightbulb say to his wife?

Genet: What?

Brianna: I love you watts and watts!

 

Brianna: Did you hear? Logan put candy under his pillow last night.

Genet: Why did he do that?

Brianna: So that he’d have sweet dreams!

 

Genet: Knock, knock.

Brianna: Who’s there?

Genet: Peas.

Brianna: Peas, who?

Genet: Peas be my valentine!

 

Brianna: What did the snail write in the valentine card?

Genet: I don’t know, what?

Brianna: Will you be by Valen-slime?